Good God, seeing something steamy on TV when my parents are around is one of the most uncomfortable feelings ever.
Picture the scene: Two characters will be talking and to my horror I’ll realise they’re flirting and the sexual tension is building. Two seconds later they leap on other, snogging the living daylights out of one other and ripping off each other clothes.
Here’s what usually happens when I’m stuck in this situation:
Avoid all eye contact
Look anywhere…anywhere at all, besides the tv screen. This is the perfect time to start counting how many flowers are on my wallpaper (126).
Do something, anything, so that it looks like I’m distracted from the shenanigans on tv. I usually feign getting more ‘comfortable’, patting the cushions or twiddling my thumbs.
Check my phone
Lifesaver! Remember that text I got yesterday that I couldn’t be bothered to reply to- well now’s…
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